They Would Never Say That!- Gundam Wing

Relena:

"Of course, you can kill Heero, it's not like I really know him or anything..."

"Heero, why don't you love me!?!?"

"Care to take a ride in my totally pimped out Pink Princess Barbie limo?

"Heero, you look scrumptous in that suit."

"Heero? Am I really THAT annoying?."

"Omg... you did NOT just tear up my invitation.. I will get you... HEERO YUY!!!"

Duo:

"Heero, I'm planning to cut my hair next week, wanna come along and maybe get yours trimmed while I'm at it?"

"Hey Heero, where did you get these cute boxers from? I want one like this too!"

"This is so boring, why don't we do something more fun?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you look cute when your mad, Heero?"

"I take my work very seriously, so I suggest you stop slacking off."

"Cool it, lover boy! Do you HAVE to see Relena that soon, Heero?!?"

"I will never forgive you for getting lint on my sexy black shirt! You totally ruined my badass image!"

"Sweeet ride, Relena. Mind if I take it for spin?"

"You busted my Gundam, You MONSTERRRR!!!!"

"You'll have to KILL me first BEFORE you can cut my hair."

Heero:

"I wouldn't talk to me like that right now if I were you, because I have a gun, which is a fatal weapon, so I am unstoppable I tell you! Unstoppable!!!!!

"Mission aborted. You cannot take my Wing Zero at a time like this dammit, I'm already using it!"

"Dude!! Like chill out would ya? I'm tryin ta work here!"

"Gosh darn it Duo! I told you not to drink any soda when you're in my Gundam! Now you got my seat all sticky!!"

"Talk to me again, Relena and I'll make sure those will be your last breath of words."

"Duo!! Save me!!! Relena is chasing me with a gun!!"

"I'm really a pacifist at heart."

"What beautiful eyes you have, Relena... I... can't stop looking at them.."

"Shall we dance my lady Relena? This night shall be dedicated to you only."

"You are dangerously close to being space dust at this moment, buddy, so I wouldn't act so cocky if I were you."

"Watch it pal! If I catch you staring at my shorts again then I shall have to eliminate you!"

"Can you be a dear and hand me that disk on the desk, Duo?"

Zechs:

"I think I look great in this mask! I don't care if Trieze doesn't approve of it!!"

"Noin, why do you have to be all passionate when you talk to me?"

"You better watch your back Treize, because I'm gonna be gettin ma revenge on you soon."

"Hold it. You've just crossed my "personal space zone." You must now step back two inches immediately.

"Pull down your shirt, Noin, I can see your belly button, and that is not appropriate for this kind of professional operation now is it."

"I think a nice bowl cut would be nice for my new hair style. Less disturbance for my flaunty walk"

Wufei:

"Why am I so weak!! It's not fair that the women in this show gets to be stronger and smarter than me!!!"

"I'm so happy!!! I think I'm going to dance around now!!"

"There's no HONOR in getting the mail for you! Do it yourself!!!

"I despise challenging others! I rather meditate quietly at home!"

"ALRIGHT!!! Who is responsible for spray painting hearts and colorful smiling flowers all over Nataku's cockpit?!!?"

"Wait a second! You're telling me Quatre is a GUY?! I thought he was a hot blonde chick the whole time!!

"Ahhh, a nice bubble bath after a hard days work is just the remedy for my back sores.."

"The colonies are under attack?? Oh man, I gotta watch this!!"

Trowa:

"Why don't you join the circus with me, so we can be clowns together?"

"Touch the hair and I'll make sure my fist is the last thing you'll see."

(clutches) "Don't harm my precious Quatre, he's everything to me!"

"Let's have another duet, just you and me, Quatre."

"I think the name "Howard" suits me best."

"Damn. The hair gel is out again?! That's the fifth time this week!"

Quatre:

"Trowa, I want to be your best friend."

"My Dear Sandrock....your just.. so kind to me, it hurts..."

"Will there be tea at the party? Because if there isn't, I won't attempt to make it there."

"I can't believe this!! How can he mistaken me for a girl??! Ain't I manly enough?!!?"

"I'm sick of this! I'm sick of everyone one here!! I think I'll just self destruct and end it all for the sake of TEA!

"The Earth?! Hah! I don't admire such a thing!"

"Won't you stay by side tonight, Trowa? I admire you're company so."